Top news for the day
Source: GMA News.tv
Miriam hits Arroyo advisers for martial law declaration
Not even Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago, an ally of President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo in the Senate, is in favor of putting the entire Maguindanao province under martial law.
LP, allies hit Arroyo gov’t for ‘vendetta politics’ vs 3 governors
The Liberal Party (LP) and Kaya Natin movement on Monday slammed the Arroyo administration for what they called its “vendetta politics" against at least three governors, whose victories in the...
GMA Network unveils Sexbombs doing voter education
The catchy tune “Bilog na Hugis Itlog" performed by the all-girl group Sexbomb Girls is GMA Network’s instructional jingle for the upcoming elections. And it has an MTV version starring the curvy...
Maguindanao elections to push through despite martial law - Comelec
Despite the declaration of martial law in Maguindanao, the poll body on Monday assured that the 2010 elections will push through in the province.
SWS: Dissatisfaction with Arroyo increasing
Filipinos from all across the country have become increasingly dissatisfied with President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s performance, a third quarter survey undertaken by the Social Weather Station...
No imminent threat in Metro Manila, security officials say
Philippine security forces reiterated on Monday that Metro Manila is not facing any imminent threat so far, even as intelligence agents are continuously monitoring areas in the metropolis where...
Cops in MManila on alert vs possible spillover of Maguindanao turmoil
Police in Metro Manila went on heightened alert effective Monday in anticipation of a possible spillover of violence if other members of the Ampatuan clan are brought to the metropolis.
DOJ: Evidence links Ampatuan Sr. to massacre, looming rebellion
The Department of Justice on Monday said it already has pieces of evidence linking former Maguindanao governor Andal Ampatuan Sr., the patriarch of the powerful Ampatuan clan, to the massacre of 57...
Showbiz Chika for the day
Source: Manila Bulletin Online
Vicki Belo sad over Hayden Kho’s revoked license
Vicki Belo is saddened by the decision of the PRC to revoke the medical license of her ex-flame Hayden Kho,
Jr.
TV5 heats up race for TV supremacy
TV5 sent out word that the race for TV supremacy would be more interesting next year.
Susan Boyle’s ‘Dream’ wakes up at number one
The debut album of former “Britain’s Got Talent” contestant Susan Boyle opens at number one on the Billboard 200 albums chart this week.
Mariel Rodriguez has a stalker?
TV host Mariel Rodriguez has reported an identified guy who “stalked” her right after she left the “Pinoy Big Brother House” on Dec. 3.
La Greta or Sta. Greta?
PMPC Star Awards recipient Gretchen Barretto confessed that she has grown more spiritual.
‘Salt,’ ‘Legion,’ ‘Book of Eli’ lead Columbia’s 2010 line up
Angelina Jolie takes on the CIA. Denzel Washington is on a redemption journey. Gerard Butler sweeps Jennifer Aniston off her feet.
Vic denies riding ‘New Moon’ hype in ‘Ang Darling Kong Aswang’
Vic Sotto dismissed as mere coincidence the similarities between “New Moon” and Christmas release “Ang Darling Kong Aswang.”
Isports laang
Source: ABS-CBN News Online
Makati tops inter-chess club tilt
MANILA – The Makati Chess Club Team B bagged the 1st National Inter-Chess Club Rapid Team Championship title after overcoming the Pasig Chess Club (3-1) in the seventh and final round Sunday.
SEA Games: Thailand eye repeat show in Laos
HONG KONG - Thailand aims to top the medals table at the 25th Southeast Asian Games starting in Laos this week with organisers hoping the event is free from bitter accusations of unfair judging that blighted the last edition.
Tiger Woods in tabloid bunker
WASHINGTON – The tabloid storm enveloping Tiger Woods gathered strength Sunday with more lurid revelations from supposed mistresses and claims of million-dollar payoffs to cover up a string of alleged affairs.
Tigers edge Archers in UAAP volleyball
MANILA - The University of Santo Tomas Growling Tigers opened their title defense with a bang as they easily disposed the De La Salle Green Archers at the start of the 72nd UAAP men’s volleyball tournament.
Spain complete 5-0 Davis Cup final victory
BARCELONA – Spain completed a 5-0 Davis Cup final victory over Czech Republic with Rafael Nadal and David Ferrer enjoying easy singles wins on Sunday.
Roach sees superstar future for Amir Khan
NEWCASTLE - Amir Khan has the potential to rise through the weight divisions and win multiple world titles like his training partner Manny Pacquiao, according to the British boxer’s trainer Freddie Roach.
Da who for today
Source: Wikipedia
David Michael Bautista, Jr. (born January 18, 1969), better known by his ring name, Batista, is an American professional wrestler currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment on its SmackDown brand.
In professional wrestling, Batista is a five-time world heavyweight champion, having won the World Heavyweight Championship four times and the WWE Championship one time. In addition to these championships, Batista has also won the World Tag Team Championship three times (twice with Ric Flair and once with John Cena) and the WWE Tag Team Championship once (with Rey Mysterio). Batista was also the winner of the 2005 Royal Rumble match.
After trying out at the WCW Power Plant, Batista signed a contract with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) in 2000 and was sent to its developmental federation, Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW), where he won the OVW Heavyweight Championship.
Bautista was born the son of David Michael Bautista, who is Filipino and Donna Raye Bautista, who is Greek. His parents separated (and eventually divorced) after his mother came out as a lesbian. His paternal grandparents were also from the Philippines as his grandfather served in the military, worked as a taxi driver, barber, and other odd jobs to feed the family. Bautista says he is not ashamed to admit he lived in poverty.
He has publicly admitted to having a hard life where, as before he was age nine, three murders occurred on his front lawn.As young as age 13, he was stealing automobiles. By age 17, he was considered estranged from his parents and on his own, despite admitting later that "I am proud of my parents. They are good, honest, hard-working folks. They taught me the values of working hard." Bautista became a regular bouncer for clubs until he was arrested after a fight that left two badly injured patrons, one of which could be found lying in the street. After a trial, he was sentenced to one year of probation. He was also a lifeguard before he pursued a career in bodybuilding. He credits bodybuilding as possibly saving his life.
In addition to wrestling, Batista has been in several commercials and on several magazine covers. He was shown breakdancing in a commercial promoting WWE SummerSlam in 2004 where he did his take on a "floor routine", a routine that arguably mocked the floor routines shown at the Olympic Games. He was also on the cover of the April 2005 Flex magazine and Muscle & Fitness for September 2008.
Moreover, Bautista has acted and has guest starred in several television shows as both himself and in-character as Batista. He guest starred in the eighth episode of Season 6 of the American drama, action/adventure television series Smallville; he played an extraterrestrial alien named Aldar that escaped from the Phantom Zone, who sucks the bones out of people for nourishment. Along with John Cena and Ashley Massaro, Bautista appeared representing WWE on an episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition in January 2007, giving the kids of the family whose house was renovated WWE merchandise and eight tickets to WrestleMania 23.
During the week of November 5, 2007, he appeared on Family Feud with several other WWE superstars. On September 7, 2008, he appeared on an episode of Iron Chef America as one of the judges, with snails as the theme ingredient Batista, along with Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, and Josh Mathews, represented the WWE at the 2008 Democratic National Convention in an effort to persuade fans to register to vote in the 2008 Presidential election. Bautista has also appeared on MTV Cribs showing his house and his cars.
In May 2, 2009, he was shown on camera where he accompanied Philippine boxer Manny Pacquiao in his fight against British boxer Ricky Hatton in which Pacquiao won in the second round. He told the UK Sun that he loves Hatton, but Manny is in a league of his own, adding that he is thrilled to be there to support Manny before his bout.
In June 2009, Bautista made a cameo appearance in an episode of the Australian soap opera Neighbours. He has also made a cameo appearance in Relative Strangers.
Bautista is currently working alongside Rob Van Dam and Ja Rule in an upcoming movie titled Wrong Side of Town. Bautista will also star in the movie Wapakman alongside Manny Pacquiao and Nicole Scherzinger. He is confirmed to be portraying the villain of the movie.
Dave Batista had his first biographical DVD released through WWE productions entitled "Batista: I Walk Alone." It was released October 20, 2009.
Gospel for the day
Source: The Daily Gospel Online
Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 1:26-38.
In the sixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a town of Galilee called Nazareth,to a virgin betrothed to a man named Joseph, of the house of David, and the virgin's name was Mary. And coming to her, he said, "Hail, favored one! The Lord is with you." But she was greatly troubled at what was said and pondered what sort of greeting this might be. Then the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. Behold, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you shall name him Jesus. He will be great and will be called Son of the Most High, and the Lord God will give him the throne of David his father,and he will rule over the house of Jacob forever, and of his kingdom there will be no end." But Mary said to the angel, "How can this be, since I have no relations with a man?" And the angel said to her in reply, "The holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. Therefore the child to be born will be called holy, the Son of God. And behold, Elizabeth, your relative, has also conceived a son in her old age, and this is the sixth month for her who was called barren;for nothing will be impossible for God." Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord. May it be done to me according to your word." Then the angel departed from her.
Word for the day
Source: Merriam Webster Online
Nimrod • \NIM-rahd\ • noun
1 : a descendant of Ham represented in Genesis as a mighty hunter and a king of Shinar
*2 not capitalized : hunter
3 not capitalized, slang : idiot, jerk
Example Sentence:
Dad fancied himself a mighty nimrod after he captured the rabbit who had been eating our garden.
Did you know?
Nimrod is described in Genesis as "the first on earth to be a mighty man" and "a mighty hunter before the Lord." It's easy to see how people made the leap from one mighty hunter in the Bible to calling any hunter a "nimrod." A lesser-known fact is that "nimrod" has seen some use in English as a noun meaning "tyrant" (apparently, the mighty Nimrod was not reputed to be an especially benevolent king), although that sense is now essentially obsolete. The legendary Nimrod is also sometimes associated with the attempt to build the Tower of Babel. Because the tower resulted in the wrath of the Lord and proved a disastrous idea, "nimrod" is sometimes used with yet another meaning: "a stupid person."
Lesson for the day
Source: Art’s Library of life
Your Zodiac And The Way You Kiss
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.
Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you’ve finished.
Libra: You’re too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you.
Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces: Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
Joke for the day
Source: Art’s Funbox
Bill Gates after life 1208
Well, Bill,” said God, “I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go!”
Mr. Gates replied, “Well, thanks, Lord. What’s the difference between the two?”
God said, “You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?” “Sure!” said Bill. “Let’s go!”
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, “This is great! If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven!”
To which God replied, “Let’s go!” and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
“God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.”
“As you desire,” said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
“How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.
“This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?”
“Oh, THAT!” said God.“That was the screen saver”….!! !!!!!!!
Source: GMA News.tv
Miriam hits Arroyo advisers for martial law declaration
Not even Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago, an ally of President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo in the Senate, is in favor of putting the entire Maguindanao province under martial law.
LP, allies hit Arroyo gov’t for ‘vendetta politics’ vs 3 governors
The Liberal Party (LP) and Kaya Natin movement on Monday slammed the Arroyo administration for what they called its “vendetta politics" against at least three governors, whose victories in the...
GMA Network unveils Sexbombs doing voter education
The catchy tune “Bilog na Hugis Itlog" performed by the all-girl group Sexbomb Girls is GMA Network’s instructional jingle for the upcoming elections. And it has an MTV version starring the curvy...
Maguindanao elections to push through despite martial law - Comelec
Despite the declaration of martial law in Maguindanao, the poll body on Monday assured that the 2010 elections will push through in the province.
SWS: Dissatisfaction with Arroyo increasing
Filipinos from all across the country have become increasingly dissatisfied with President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s performance, a third quarter survey undertaken by the Social Weather Station...
No imminent threat in Metro Manila, security officials say
Philippine security forces reiterated on Monday that Metro Manila is not facing any imminent threat so far, even as intelligence agents are continuously monitoring areas in the metropolis where...
Cops in MManila on alert vs possible spillover of Maguindanao turmoil
Police in Metro Manila went on heightened alert effective Monday in anticipation of a possible spillover of violence if other members of the Ampatuan clan are brought to the metropolis.
DOJ: Evidence links Ampatuan Sr. to massacre, looming rebellion
The Department of Justice on Monday said it already has pieces of evidence linking former Maguindanao governor Andal Ampatuan Sr., the patriarch of the powerful Ampatuan clan, to the massacre of 57...
Showbiz Chika for the day
Source: Manila Bulletin Online
Vicki Belo sad over Hayden Kho’s revoked license
Vicki Belo is saddened by the decision of the PRC to revoke the medical license of her ex-flame Hayden Kho,
Jr.TV5 heats up race for TV supremacy
TV5 sent out word that the race for TV supremacy would be more interesting next year.
Susan Boyle’s ‘Dream’ wakes up at number one
The debut album of former “Britain’s Got Talent” contestant Susan Boyle opens at number one on the Billboard 200 albums chart this week.
Mariel Rodriguez has a stalker?
TV host Mariel Rodriguez has reported an identified guy who “stalked” her right after she left the “Pinoy Big Brother House” on Dec. 3.
La Greta or Sta. Greta?
PMPC Star Awards recipient Gretchen Barretto confessed that she has grown more spiritual.
‘Salt,’ ‘Legion,’ ‘Book of Eli’ lead Columbia’s 2010 line up
Angelina Jolie takes on the CIA. Denzel Washington is on a redemption journey. Gerard Butler sweeps Jennifer Aniston off her feet.
Vic denies riding ‘New Moon’ hype in ‘Ang Darling Kong Aswang’
Vic Sotto dismissed as mere coincidence the similarities between “New Moon” and Christmas release “Ang Darling Kong Aswang.”
Isports laang
Source: ABS-CBN News Online
Makati tops inter-chess club tilt
MANILA – The Makati Chess Club Team B bagged the 1st National Inter-Chess Club Rapid Team Championship title after overcoming the Pasig Chess Club (3-1) in the seventh and final round Sunday.
SEA Games: Thailand eye repeat show in Laos
HONG KONG - Thailand aims to top the medals table at the 25th Southeast Asian Games starting in Laos this week with organisers hoping the event is free from bitter accusations of unfair judging that blighted the last edition.
Tiger Woods in tabloid bunker
WASHINGTON – The tabloid storm enveloping Tiger Woods gathered strength Sunday with more lurid revelations from supposed mistresses and claims of million-dollar payoffs to cover up a string of alleged affairs.
Tigers edge Archers in UAAP volleyball
MANILA - The University of Santo Tomas Growling Tigers opened their title defense with a bang as they easily disposed the De La Salle Green Archers at the start of the 72nd UAAP men’s volleyball tournament.
Spain complete 5-0 Davis Cup final victory
BARCELONA – Spain completed a 5-0 Davis Cup final victory over Czech Republic with Rafael Nadal and David Ferrer enjoying easy singles wins on Sunday.
Roach sees superstar future for Amir Khan
NEWCASTLE - Amir Khan has the potential to rise through the weight divisions and win multiple world titles like his training partner Manny Pacquiao, according to the British boxer’s trainer Freddie Roach.
Da who for today
Source: Wikipedia
David Michael Bautista, Jr. (born January 18, 1969), better known by his ring name, Batista, is an American professional wrestler currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment on its SmackDown brand.
In professional wrestling, Batista is a five-time world heavyweight champion, having won the World Heavyweight Championship four times and the WWE Championship one time. In addition to these championships, Batista has also won the World Tag Team Championship three times (twice with Ric Flair and once with John Cena) and the WWE Tag Team Championship once (with Rey Mysterio). Batista was also the winner of the 2005 Royal Rumble match.
After trying out at the WCW Power Plant, Batista signed a contract with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) in 2000 and was sent to its developmental federation, Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW), where he won the OVW Heavyweight Championship.
Bautista was born the son of David Michael Bautista, who is Filipino and Donna Raye Bautista, who is Greek. His parents separated (and eventually divorced) after his mother came out as a lesbian. His paternal grandparents were also from the Philippines as his grandfather served in the military, worked as a taxi driver, barber, and other odd jobs to feed the family. Bautista says he is not ashamed to admit he lived in poverty.
He has publicly admitted to having a hard life where, as before he was age nine, three murders occurred on his front lawn.As young as age 13, he was stealing automobiles. By age 17, he was considered estranged from his parents and on his own, despite admitting later that "I am proud of my parents. They are good, honest, hard-working folks. They taught me the values of working hard." Bautista became a regular bouncer for clubs until he was arrested after a fight that left two badly injured patrons, one of which could be found lying in the street. After a trial, he was sentenced to one year of probation. He was also a lifeguard before he pursued a career in bodybuilding. He credits bodybuilding as possibly saving his life.
In addition to wrestling, Batista has been in several commercials and on several magazine covers. He was shown breakdancing in a commercial promoting WWE SummerSlam in 2004 where he did his take on a "floor routine", a routine that arguably mocked the floor routines shown at the Olympic Games. He was also on the cover of the April 2005 Flex magazine and Muscle & Fitness for September 2008.
Moreover, Bautista has acted and has guest starred in several television shows as both himself and in-character as Batista. He guest starred in the eighth episode of Season 6 of the American drama, action/adventure television series Smallville; he played an extraterrestrial alien named Aldar that escaped from the Phantom Zone, who sucks the bones out of people for nourishment. Along with John Cena and Ashley Massaro, Bautista appeared representing WWE on an episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition in January 2007, giving the kids of the family whose house was renovated WWE merchandise and eight tickets to WrestleMania 23.
During the week of November 5, 2007, he appeared on Family Feud with several other WWE superstars. On September 7, 2008, he appeared on an episode of Iron Chef America as one of the judges, with snails as the theme ingredient Batista, along with Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, and Josh Mathews, represented the WWE at the 2008 Democratic National Convention in an effort to persuade fans to register to vote in the 2008 Presidential election. Bautista has also appeared on MTV Cribs showing his house and his cars.
In May 2, 2009, he was shown on camera where he accompanied Philippine boxer Manny Pacquiao in his fight against British boxer Ricky Hatton in which Pacquiao won in the second round. He told the UK Sun that he loves Hatton, but Manny is in a league of his own, adding that he is thrilled to be there to support Manny before his bout.
In June 2009, Bautista made a cameo appearance in an episode of the Australian soap opera Neighbours. He has also made a cameo appearance in Relative Strangers.
Bautista is currently working alongside Rob Van Dam and Ja Rule in an upcoming movie titled Wrong Side of Town. Bautista will also star in the movie Wapakman alongside Manny Pacquiao and Nicole Scherzinger. He is confirmed to be portraying the villain of the movie.
Dave Batista had his first biographical DVD released through WWE productions entitled "Batista: I Walk Alone." It was released October 20, 2009.
Gospel for the day
Source: The Daily Gospel Online
Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 1:26-38.
In the sixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a town of Galilee called Nazareth,to a virgin betrothed to a man named Joseph, of the house of David, and the virgin's name was Mary. And coming to her, he said, "Hail, favored one! The Lord is with you." But she was greatly troubled at what was said and pondered what sort of greeting this might be. Then the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. Behold, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you shall name him Jesus. He will be great and will be called Son of the Most High, and the Lord God will give him the throne of David his father,and he will rule over the house of Jacob forever, and of his kingdom there will be no end." But Mary said to the angel, "How can this be, since I have no relations with a man?" And the angel said to her in reply, "The holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. Therefore the child to be born will be called holy, the Son of God. And behold, Elizabeth, your relative, has also conceived a son in her old age, and this is the sixth month for her who was called barren;for nothing will be impossible for God." Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord. May it be done to me according to your word." Then the angel departed from her.
Word for the day
Source: Merriam Webster Online
Nimrod • \NIM-rahd\ • noun
1 : a descendant of Ham represented in Genesis as a mighty hunter and a king of Shinar
*2 not capitalized : hunter
3 not capitalized, slang : idiot, jerk
Example Sentence:
Dad fancied himself a mighty nimrod after he captured the rabbit who had been eating our garden.
Did you know?
Nimrod is described in Genesis as "the first on earth to be a mighty man" and "a mighty hunter before the Lord." It's easy to see how people made the leap from one mighty hunter in the Bible to calling any hunter a "nimrod." A lesser-known fact is that "nimrod" has seen some use in English as a noun meaning "tyrant" (apparently, the mighty Nimrod was not reputed to be an especially benevolent king), although that sense is now essentially obsolete. The legendary Nimrod is also sometimes associated with the attempt to build the Tower of Babel. Because the tower resulted in the wrath of the Lord and proved a disastrous idea, "nimrod" is sometimes used with yet another meaning: "a stupid person."
Lesson for the day
Source: Art’s Library of life
Your Zodiac And The Way You Kiss
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.
Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you’ve finished.
Libra: You’re too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you.
Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces: Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
Joke for the day
Source: Art’s Funbox
Bill Gates after life 1208
Well, Bill,” said God, “I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go!”
Mr. Gates replied, “Well, thanks, Lord. What’s the difference between the two?”
God said, “You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?” “Sure!” said Bill. “Let’s go!”
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, “This is great! If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven!”
To which God replied, “Let’s go!” and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
“God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.”
“As you desire,” said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
“How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.
“This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?”
“Oh, THAT!” said God.“That was the screen saver”….!! !!!!!!!
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