Top news for the day
Source: GMA News.tv
Armed Ampatuan supporters mass up despite martial law
(Updated 8:18 p.m.) Thousands of armed men believed to be supporters of the powerful Ampatuan clan are massing up in various areas in Maguindanao province despite last Friday's imposition of...
4 massacred UNTV reporters laid to rest in P'que, GenSan
Four members of the UNTV news crew who were among the victims of the massacre in Maguindanao province last November 23 were laid to rest in Metro Manila and Mindanao Sunday afternoon.
Legit or racket? Commuters stuck in Manila traffic get solicitation letters
Legitimate charity solicitation or just another racket? As Christmas draws closer, traffic jams become more frequent – and so do “preachers" who clamber passenger jeeps and buses, drop envelopes on...
Australia suspends aid work in Maguindanao due to martial law
The imposition of martial law in Maguindanao province has prompted Australia to suspend its aid work in the Central Mindanao area, at least “until the situation stabilizes."
PNP, AFP set rules to enforce martial law in Maguindanao
The Philippine National Police and th
e Armed Forces of the Philippines on Sunday came up with the rules of conduct to be observed by troops enforcing the widely-criticized imposition of martial...
Bishops split over martial law in Maguindanao
Catholic bishops were split over President Gloria Arroyo’s declaration of martial law in Maguindanao, with some totally against and others approve of it with “reservations."
Martial law in Maguindanao may lead to Cha-cha, No-El, analyst says
The martial law in Maguindanao may lead to yet another attempt to change the country’s Constitution or worse, a no-election scenario, according to a political analyst.
Over 1,000 cops sacked, 400 militiamen disarmed in Maguindanao
Over a thousand policemen were sacked, while more than 400 members of the government's militiamen were disarmed a day after President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo signed a proclamation declaring...
Nograles: No need for joint session to tackle martial law
Speaker Prospero Nograles on Saturday said that there might no longer be a need to convene members of the House of Representatives and the Senate for a joint session if the opinion reached by the... More
Andal Ampatuan Sr. must stay in hospital, his lawyer says
Due to the reported problem in his health condition, it will be better for Andal Ampatuan Sr. to stay in a hospital than be under the custody of the military, the lawyer of the embattled...
Showbiz Chika for the day
Source: Manila Bulletin Online
Cristine Reyes’ tattoo reminds her of her good life
For TV vixen Cristine Reyes, a tattoo of a crucifix over a heart with small arrows on it and a rose that covers her left radial artery constantly reminds her that life is beautiful despite her trials or tribulations.
Plot thickens in ‘Kaya Kong Abutin Ang Langit’
More intense afternoons await the viewers this December when the life of a haughty and self-centered woman makes a sudden turn as fate steps in and makes all her dreams fall apart in the top-rating Sine Novela presents “Kaya Kong Abutin Ang Langit.”
Crazy 4 ‘K-Pop’
The Korean pop craze, popularly known as K-Pop, is now becoming a part of Filipino pop culture.
‘Pinay Alcoholics’ on ‘I-Witness’
Beer, rum, gin, tequila… name it, they’ve tried it. For them, downing alcohol seems like a normal activity, like drinking water to satiate one’s thirst. The kick that alcohol brings seems to give them the adrenaline to go on with their daily lives.
700 Club Asia supports Ako ay Pilipino
Monday (Dec. 7), Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) through its in-house production, The 700 Club Asia, brings a genuine Pinoy discussion on air with the grand launch of “Ako ay Pilipino, Noon at Ngayon” (Ako ay Pilipino) – a 350-page coffee table book that chronicles the best of Juan dela Cruz’s race.
‘Lovers In Paris’ airs final week
They found love at a perfect place, but they have yet to find out if they are truly the perfect pair.
GMA Network launches
1st ChristmaSerye
Another first will be launched tonight by GMA Network – its ChristmaSerye aptly titled “Sana Ngayong Pasko.”
Piolo & Kim Chiu: Big winners in Cinema One Viewer’s Choice
This year, Cinema One added a Viewer’s Choice classification of awards where fans got to text in their votes.
Vic’s box-office power tested anew
Vic Sotto’s box-office power will be tested anew with his entry to the forthcoming 2009 Metro Manila Film Festival, “Ang Darling Kong Aswang.”
Why Paolo Bediones moved to TV5
Paolo Bediones is no longer a Kapuso.
James Cameron: Vision-forward in ‘Avatar’s’ 3D technology
James Cameron, the Oscar-winning director of “Titanic,” first conceived “Avatar” 15 years ago, when 3D technology did not exist yet.
Lindsay Lohan dating Kevin Connolly?
Lindsay Lohan is secretly dating “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly, according to new reports.
Isports laang
Source: ABS-CBN News Online
Alcantara scores back-to-back wins in Phinma Juniors
MANILA – Francis Casey Alcantara made it two in a row in the International Tennis Federation (ITF) Phinma Juniors as he dominated the Week 1 and Week 2 tournaments.
Spain win fourth Davis Cup by outclassing Czechs
BARCELONA, Spain – Spain secured a fourth Davis Cup win and confirmed their status as the team of the decade by extending their lead over Czech Republic to an unassailable 3-0 in Saturday's doubles.
Khan stops Salita to defend light-welter crown
NEWCASTLE - Amir Khan defeated Dmitriy Salita in just 76 seconds to retain his World Boxing Association (WBA) light welterweight title here at the Metro Radio Arena on Saturday.
RP Patriots slam Indonesians, boost bid
MANILA, Philippines -- American import Jason Dixon posted his fourth straight double-double performance yesterday and helped the Philippine Patriots win its six sixth straight game, 81-69, in the ASEAN Basketball League (ABL) at The Arena in San Juan.
Batista visits RP, endorses energy drink
MANILA – Wrestling giant Dave “The Animal” Batista makes his return to the country to help a Pinoy company launch its brand new product.
TNT survives Coke in out-of-town game
MANILA -- Talk ‘N Text survived a big scare from Coca-Cola and held on for a 107-104 win Saturday night in the KFC-PBA Philippine Cup at the Lagao Gymnasium in General Santos City.
Da who for today
Source: Wikipedia
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born May 14, 1984) is an American entrepreneur best known for co-founding the popular social networking site Facebook. Zuckerberg co-founded Facebook with fellow classmates Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, and Chris Hughes while attending Harvard. Zuckerberg serves as Facebook's CEO. He has been the subject of controversy for the origins of
his business and his wealth.
Time magazine added Zuckerberg as one of The World's Most Influential People of 2008. He fell under the Scientists & Thinkers category for his web phenomenon, Facebook, and ranked 52 out of 101 people.
Founding
Zuckerberg launched Facebook from his Harvard dorm room on February 4, 2004. The idea for Facebook came from his days at Phillips Exeter Academy which, like most colleges and prep schools, had a long-standing tradition of publishing an annual student directory with headshot photos of all students, faculty and staff known as the "Facebook". Once at college, Zuckerberg's Facebook started off as just a "Harvard-thing", until Zuckerberg then decided to spread Facebook to other schools and enlisted the help of roommate Dustin Moskovitz. They first spread it to Stanford, Dartmouth, Columbia, Cornell and Yale, and then to other schools with social contacts with Harvard.
Facebook Platform
On May 24, 2007, Zuckerberg announced a Facebook Platform, a development platform for programmers to create social applications within Facebook. This announcement sparked a great deal of interest in the developer community. Within weeks, many applications had been built and some already had millions of users. Today, there are more than 800,000 developers around the world building applications for Facebook Platform.
On July 23, 2008, Zuckerberg announced Facebook Connect, a version of Facebook Platform for users.
Facebook Beacon
On November 6, 2007, Zuckerberg announced a new social advertising system at an event in Los Angeles. A part of the new program, called Beacon, enabled people to share information with their Facebook friends based on their browsing activities on other sites. An eBay seller, for instance, could let friends know automatically what they have for sale via the Facebook news feed as they list items.
The program came under heavy privacy concerns from both privacy groups and individual users. Zuckerberg and Facebook failed to respond to the concerns quickly, and on December 5, 2007, Zuckerberg ultimately wrote a blog post on Facebook taking responsibility for issues with Beacon and offering an easier way for users to opt out of the service.
Microsoft investment in Facebook
On October 24, 2007, Facebook Inc. sold a 1.6% stake to Microsoft Corp. for $240 million, rejecting a competing offer from online search leader Google Inc. This would indicate that Facebook had a market value of $15 billion at the time of the sale. A software update for Microsoft's Xbox 360 games console has been released which added support for Facebook, Twitter and Last.fm
Facebook in 2009
As of December 2nd, 2009 Facebook has claimed that it has attained over 350 million users.
Movie
There is a movie based on Mark Zuckerberg and the surrounding creators of Facebook, called The Social Network. It is currently set to release in 2010, and stars Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Timberlake.
Gospel for the day
Source: The Daily Gospel Online
Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 5:17-26.
One day as Jesus was teaching, Pharisees and teachers of the law were sitting there who had come from every village of Galilee and Judea and Jerusalem, and the power of the Lord was with him for healing.And some men brought on a stretcher a man who was paralyzed; they were trying to bring him in and set (him) in his presence. But not finding a way to bring him in because of the crowd, they went up on the roof and lowered him on the stretcher through the tiles into the middle in front of Jesus.When he saw their faith, he said, "As for you, your sins are forgiven." Then the scribes and Pharisees began to ask themselves, "Who is this who speaks blasphemies? Who but God alone can forgive sins?"Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them in reply, "What are you thinking in your hearts? Which is easier, to say, 'Your sins are forgiven,' or to say, 'Rise and walk'? But that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins''--he said to the man who was paralyzed, "I say to you, rise, pick up your stretcher, and go home."He stood up immediately before them, picked up what he had been lying on, and went home, glorifying God. Then astonishment seized them all and they glorified God, and, struck with awe, they said, "We have seen incredible things today."
Word for the day
Source: Merriam Webster Online
lief • \LEEF\ • adverb
: soon, gladly
Example Sentence:
"I thank you for your company; but, good faith, I had as / lief have been myself alone." (William Shakespeare, As You Like It)
Did you know?
"Lief" began as "lēof" in Old English and has since appeared in many literary classics, first as an adjective and then as an adverb. It got its big break in the epic poem "Beowulf" as an adjective meaning "dear" or "beloved." The adverb first appeared in the 13th century, and in 1390, it was used in John Gower’s collection of love stories, "Confessio Amantis." Since that time, it has graced the pages of works by William Makepeace Thackeray, Alfred Lord Tennyson, and D.H. Lawrence, among others. Today, the adjective is considered to be archaic and the adverb is used much less frequently than in days of yore. It still pops up now and then, however, in the phrases "had as lief," "would as lief," "had liefer," and "would liefer."
Lesson for the day
Source: Art’s Library of life
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend…
Thumb represents your ParentsSecond (Index) finger represents your SiblingsMiddle finger represents your-SelfFourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner& the Last (Little) finger represents your children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together – back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb – tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)…, they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)…., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)…., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT….., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives – through thick and thin!!
Joke for the day
Source: Art’s Funbox
Sick leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was “Crazy” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What in the name of good GOD are you doing?”
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out.”
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, “..And where do you think you’re going?!”
(You’re gonna love this….)
She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark.
Source: GMA News.tv
Armed Ampatuan supporters mass up despite martial law
(Updated 8:18 p.m.) Thousands of armed men believed to be supporters of the powerful Ampatuan clan are massing up in various areas in Maguindanao province despite last Friday's imposition of...
4 massacred UNTV reporters laid to rest in P'que, GenSan
Four members of the UNTV news crew who were among the victims of the massacre in Maguindanao province last November 23 were laid to rest in Metro Manila and Mindanao Sunday afternoon.
Legit or racket? Commuters stuck in Manila traffic get solicitation letters
Legitimate charity solicitation or just another racket? As Christmas draws closer, traffic jams become more frequent – and so do “preachers" who clamber passenger jeeps and buses, drop envelopes on...
Australia suspends aid work in Maguindanao due to martial law
The imposition of martial law in Maguindanao province has prompted Australia to suspend its aid work in the Central Mindanao area, at least “until the situation stabilizes."
PNP, AFP set rules to enforce martial law in Maguindanao
The Philippine National Police and th
e Armed Forces of the Philippines on Sunday came up with the rules of conduct to be observed by troops enforcing the widely-criticized imposition of martial...Bishops split over martial law in Maguindanao
Catholic bishops were split over President Gloria Arroyo’s declaration of martial law in Maguindanao, with some totally against and others approve of it with “reservations."
Martial law in Maguindanao may lead to Cha-cha, No-El, analyst says
The martial law in Maguindanao may lead to yet another attempt to change the country’s Constitution or worse, a no-election scenario, according to a political analyst.
Over 1,000 cops sacked, 400 militiamen disarmed in Maguindanao
Over a thousand policemen were sacked, while more than 400 members of the government's militiamen were disarmed a day after President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo signed a proclamation declaring...
Nograles: No need for joint session to tackle martial law
Speaker Prospero Nograles on Saturday said that there might no longer be a need to convene members of the House of Representatives and the Senate for a joint session if the opinion reached by the... More
Andal Ampatuan Sr. must stay in hospital, his lawyer says
Due to the reported problem in his health condition, it will be better for Andal Ampatuan Sr. to stay in a hospital than be under the custody of the military, the lawyer of the embattled...
Showbiz Chika for the day
Source: Manila Bulletin Online
Cristine Reyes’ tattoo reminds her of her good life
For TV vixen Cristine Reyes, a tattoo of a crucifix over a heart with small arrows on it and a rose that covers her left radial artery constantly reminds her that life is beautiful despite her trials or tribulations.
Plot thickens in ‘Kaya Kong Abutin Ang Langit’
More intense afternoons await the viewers this December when the life of a haughty and self-centered woman makes a sudden turn as fate steps in and makes all her dreams fall apart in the top-rating Sine Novela presents “Kaya Kong Abutin Ang Langit.”
Crazy 4 ‘K-Pop’
The Korean pop craze, popularly known as K-Pop, is now becoming a part of Filipino pop culture.
‘Pinay Alcoholics’ on ‘I-Witness’
Beer, rum, gin, tequila… name it, they’ve tried it. For them, downing alcohol seems like a normal activity, like drinking water to satiate one’s thirst. The kick that alcohol brings seems to give them the adrenaline to go on with their daily lives.
700 Club Asia supports Ako ay Pilipino
Monday (Dec. 7), Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) through its in-house production, The 700 Club Asia, brings a genuine Pinoy discussion on air with the grand launch of “Ako ay Pilipino, Noon at Ngayon” (Ako ay Pilipino) – a 350-page coffee table book that chronicles the best of Juan dela Cruz’s race.
‘Lovers In Paris’ airs final week
They found love at a perfect place, but they have yet to find out if they are truly the perfect pair.
GMA Network launches
1st ChristmaSeryeAnother first will be launched tonight by GMA Network – its ChristmaSerye aptly titled “Sana Ngayong Pasko.”
Piolo & Kim Chiu: Big winners in Cinema One Viewer’s Choice
This year, Cinema One added a Viewer’s Choice classification of awards where fans got to text in their votes.
Vic’s box-office power tested anew
Vic Sotto’s box-office power will be tested anew with his entry to the forthcoming 2009 Metro Manila Film Festival, “Ang Darling Kong Aswang.”
Why Paolo Bediones moved to TV5
Paolo Bediones is no longer a Kapuso.
James Cameron: Vision-forward in ‘Avatar’s’ 3D technology
James Cameron, the Oscar-winning director of “Titanic,” first conceived “Avatar” 15 years ago, when 3D technology did not exist yet.
Lindsay Lohan dating Kevin Connolly?
Lindsay Lohan is secretly dating “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly, according to new reports.
Isports laang
Source: ABS-CBN News Online
Alcantara scores back-to-back wins in Phinma Juniors
MANILA – Francis Casey Alcantara made it two in a row in the International Tennis Federation (ITF) Phinma Juniors as he dominated the Week 1 and Week 2 tournaments.
Spain win fourth Davis Cup by outclassing Czechs
BARCELONA, Spain – Spain secured a fourth Davis Cup win and confirmed their status as the team of the decade by extending their lead over Czech Republic to an unassailable 3-0 in Saturday's doubles.
Khan stops Salita to defend light-welter crown
NEWCASTLE - Amir Khan defeated Dmitriy Salita in just 76 seconds to retain his World Boxing Association (WBA) light welterweight title here at the Metro Radio Arena on Saturday.
RP Patriots slam Indonesians, boost bid
MANILA, Philippines -- American import Jason Dixon posted his fourth straight double-double performance yesterday and helped the Philippine Patriots win its six sixth straight game, 81-69, in the ASEAN Basketball League (ABL) at The Arena in San Juan.
Batista visits RP, endorses energy drink
MANILA – Wrestling giant Dave “The Animal” Batista makes his return to the country to help a Pinoy company launch its brand new product.
TNT survives Coke in out-of-town game
MANILA -- Talk ‘N Text survived a big scare from Coca-Cola and held on for a 107-104 win Saturday night in the KFC-PBA Philippine Cup at the Lagao Gymnasium in General Santos City.
Da who for today
Source: Wikipedia
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born May 14, 1984) is an American entrepreneur best known for co-founding the popular social networking site Facebook. Zuckerberg co-founded Facebook with fellow classmates Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, and Chris Hughes while attending Harvard. Zuckerberg serves as Facebook's CEO. He has been the subject of controversy for the origins of
his business and his wealth.Time magazine added Zuckerberg as one of The World's Most Influential People of 2008. He fell under the Scientists & Thinkers category for his web phenomenon, Facebook, and ranked 52 out of 101 people.
Founding
Zuckerberg launched Facebook from his Harvard dorm room on February 4, 2004. The idea for Facebook came from his days at Phillips Exeter Academy which, like most colleges and prep schools, had a long-standing tradition of publishing an annual student directory with headshot photos of all students, faculty and staff known as the "Facebook". Once at college, Zuckerberg's Facebook started off as just a "Harvard-thing", until Zuckerberg then decided to spread Facebook to other schools and enlisted the help of roommate Dustin Moskovitz. They first spread it to Stanford, Dartmouth, Columbia, Cornell and Yale, and then to other schools with social contacts with Harvard.
Facebook Platform
On May 24, 2007, Zuckerberg announced a Facebook Platform, a development platform for programmers to create social applications within Facebook. This announcement sparked a great deal of interest in the developer community. Within weeks, many applications had been built and some already had millions of users. Today, there are more than 800,000 developers around the world building applications for Facebook Platform.
On July 23, 2008, Zuckerberg announced Facebook Connect, a version of Facebook Platform for users.
Facebook Beacon
On November 6, 2007, Zuckerberg announced a new social advertising system at an event in Los Angeles. A part of the new program, called Beacon, enabled people to share information with their Facebook friends based on their browsing activities on other sites. An eBay seller, for instance, could let friends know automatically what they have for sale via the Facebook news feed as they list items.
The program came under heavy privacy concerns from both privacy groups and individual users. Zuckerberg and Facebook failed to respond to the concerns quickly, and on December 5, 2007, Zuckerberg ultimately wrote a blog post on Facebook taking responsibility for issues with Beacon and offering an easier way for users to opt out of the service.
Microsoft investment in Facebook
On October 24, 2007, Facebook Inc. sold a 1.6% stake to Microsoft Corp. for $240 million, rejecting a competing offer from online search leader Google Inc. This would indicate that Facebook had a market value of $15 billion at the time of the sale. A software update for Microsoft's Xbox 360 games console has been released which added support for Facebook, Twitter and Last.fm
Facebook in 2009
As of December 2nd, 2009 Facebook has claimed that it has attained over 350 million users.
Movie
There is a movie based on Mark Zuckerberg and the surrounding creators of Facebook, called The Social Network. It is currently set to release in 2010, and stars Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Timberlake.
Gospel for the day
Source: The Daily Gospel Online
Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 5:17-26.
One day as Jesus was teaching, Pharisees and teachers of the law were sitting there who had come from every village of Galilee and Judea and Jerusalem, and the power of the Lord was with him for healing.And some men brought on a stretcher a man who was paralyzed; they were trying to bring him in and set (him) in his presence. But not finding a way to bring him in because of the crowd, they went up on the roof and lowered him on the stretcher through the tiles into the middle in front of Jesus.When he saw their faith, he said, "As for you, your sins are forgiven." Then the scribes and Pharisees began to ask themselves, "Who is this who speaks blasphemies? Who but God alone can forgive sins?"Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them in reply, "What are you thinking in your hearts? Which is easier, to say, 'Your sins are forgiven,' or to say, 'Rise and walk'? But that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins''--he said to the man who was paralyzed, "I say to you, rise, pick up your stretcher, and go home."He stood up immediately before them, picked up what he had been lying on, and went home, glorifying God. Then astonishment seized them all and they glorified God, and, struck with awe, they said, "We have seen incredible things today."
Word for the day
Source: Merriam Webster Online
lief • \LEEF\ • adverb
: soon, gladly
Example Sentence:
"I thank you for your company; but, good faith, I had as / lief have been myself alone." (William Shakespeare, As You Like It)
Did you know?
"Lief" began as "lēof" in Old English and has since appeared in many literary classics, first as an adjective and then as an adverb. It got its big break in the epic poem "Beowulf" as an adjective meaning "dear" or "beloved." The adverb first appeared in the 13th century, and in 1390, it was used in John Gower’s collection of love stories, "Confessio Amantis." Since that time, it has graced the pages of works by William Makepeace Thackeray, Alfred Lord Tennyson, and D.H. Lawrence, among others. Today, the adjective is considered to be archaic and the adverb is used much less frequently than in days of yore. It still pops up now and then, however, in the phrases "had as lief," "would as lief," "had liefer," and "would liefer."
Lesson for the day
Source: Art’s Library of life
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend…
Thumb represents your ParentsSecond (Index) finger represents your SiblingsMiddle finger represents your-SelfFourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner& the Last (Little) finger represents your children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together – back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb – tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)…, they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)…., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)…., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT….., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives – through thick and thin!!
Joke for the day
Source: Art’s Funbox
Sick leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was “Crazy” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What in the name of good GOD are you doing?”
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out.”
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, “..And where do you think you’re going?!”
(You’re gonna love this….)
She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark.
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