Joke for the day - 021910

When Grandma goes to court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer .

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly. Elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you ... read more