Top news for the day
Source: GMA News.tv
Jamby vows ‘non-traditional’ campaign for presidency
No big proclamation rallies. No “hakot" (paid and bused-in) crowd during sorties. No flashy campaign advertisements. Only discussions of platforms and interaction with people.
Estrada vows to regain the presidency ‘stolen from him’
In what he said was his first step on the road to redemption, deposed President Joseph Estrada on Tuesday began his campaign to regain the presidency, which he was forced to give up after a massive...
Gibo highlights LGU support in kick-off sortie
Forty district representatives, twenty city mayors, and over a hundred local executives from all over the country attended Tuesday’s sortie of the Lakas-Kampi-CMD in Antipolo City to officially...
Comelec allows Pagdanganan to assume Bulacan gubernatorial post
Former Agrarian Reform Secretary Roberto Pagdanganan can finally assume the post of Bulacan governor after the Commission on Elections (Comelec) gave the go signal on Tuesday.
An apple pie for Noynoy on his 50th birthday
Presidential aspirant Sen. Benigno “Noynoy" Aquino III received an apple pie on his 50th birthday last Monday. It was not an ordinary apple pie, though. It came from his girlfriend, Valenzuela...
Wowowee spoof highlights start of Villar-Legarda campaign
A spoof of the popular noontime show Wowowee – complete with a song-and-dance number and a contest – highlighted the start of the campaign of presidential bet Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. and his...
Gordon, Fernando break into song on first day of campaign
Both known for being strict disciplinarians, Bagumbayan standard bearer Sen. Richard Gordon and his running mate, Bayani Fernando, showed their soft sides on Tuesday, singing songs advocating change.
30K expected to witness Gibo-Edu rally in Antipolo
Administration party Lakas-Kampi-CMD on Tuesday afternoon kicked off its campaign for the May elections with a motorcade from its headquarters in EDSA to Antipolo City, where a proclamation rally...
Noynoy: Hacienda Luisita distributed to farmers by 2014
TARLAC - With the ghost of Hacienda Luisita haunting his bid for the presidency, Senator Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III vowed Tuesday to ensure the distribution of the 4,500-hectare plantation to...
Perlas takes low profile during first day of campaign
Candidates of all colors and hues seized the day on Tuesday, the start of the campaign for national positions. But some, like presidential bet Nicanor Perlas, chose to take a low-profile.
BSP receives source code for safekeeping
As the campaign period for the May 10 polls kicked off Tuesday, the Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas (BSP) received the software master copy that would be used in the first automated elections.
Presidential bets kick off campaigns with gimmicks
Colorful publicity stunts marked the opening salvo of presidential aspirants on Tuesday, the start of the official campaign period for candidates seeking national posts. Eddie Villanueva unfurled...
Showbiz Chika for the day
Source: Manila Bulletin Online
The newest pretty boy hero in town: Percy Jackson
Fast rising actor Logan Lerman plays the titular role in the upcoming mythological adventure in “Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.”
‘A Night With Richard Poon’ at the Meralco Theater
The country’s top crooner is set to do a pre-Valentine show on Wednesday night at the Meralco Theater in Ortigas, simply dubbed “A Night With Richard Poon.”
Sentimental balladeer Myrus holds pre-Valentine shows in Cebu
Myrus will serenade his Cebuano followers with his own interpretation of love songs that captivated our hearts in two pre-Valentine shows this week in Cebu City.
Maricel Soriano is back in a new home – TV5!
The country’s only Diamond Star Maricel Soriano is back in full gear to get her career on the right track this 2010.
Bayani Agbayani for love, not war
Although Bayani Agbayani’s new show, “Diz Iz It,” is being pitted against ABS-CBN’s hit show “Showtime,” the comedian says there's no pressure on their part.
Ain't much love for Courtney Love
The 45-year-old rock chick Courtney Love is having a few bad months, preceded by a few bad years and some bad decisions along the way.
Barbie Forteza can’t have suitors yet
Unlike most of this generation’s showbiz hopefuls, Barbie Forteza only appeared in a milk commercial and in an episode of “Shake, Rattle and Roll 9” before she got her big break.
Amid retirement plan, Apo Hiking Society picked to lead peace campaign
Though they have already announced their plans to retire as a group, it seems that providence has other plans for the Apo Hiking Society.
Isports laang
Source: ABS-CBN News Online
Pacquiao braves the cold to train for Clottey bout
MANILA, Philippines – Despite being dubbed the world's pound-for-pound king, three-time Fighter of the Year Manny Pacquiao said he still toils to improve his skills to become an even better fighter.
ABL: Patriots to use homecourt vs Satria Muda in finals
MANILA, Philippines – The imports of the Philippine Patriots will help the locals take advantage of playing home court when they meet Indonesia’s Satria Muda BritAma in the best-of-five finals series of the inaugural ASEAN Basketball League (ABL).
Barcenilla to get GM title next month
MANILA, Philippines – Rogelio "Banjo" Barcenilla has something to cheer about next month. National Chess Federation of the Philippines (NCFP) president Prospero "Butch" Pichay Jr. said the Arizona-based Barcenilla will finally get his "long overdue" grandmaster title next month....
Donaire to give his all in Pinoy Power 3
MANILA, Philippines – Nonito “the Filipino Flash” Donaire is raring to put on his best performance when he enters the ring on Saturday (Sunday in Manila) for the Pinoy Power 3 main event against Gerson “El Nene” Guerrero of Mexico.
Intal finds his niche in Ginebra
MANILA, Philippines – JC “the Rocket” Intal stepped up in the KFC-PBA Philippine Cup quarterfinals to help lead the Ginebra Gin Kings into the Final Four....
For New Orleans Saints, victory is about more than football
NEW ORLEANS – To many residents of this storm-battered city, the New Orleans Saints carried more than a trophy when they came home on Monday after winning the first Super Bowl in their 42-year history....
Da who for today
Source: Wikipedia
David M. Kelley is an American businessman, entrepreneur, designer, engineer, and teacher. He is founder, chairman, and managing partner of the design firm IDEO and a professor at Stanford University. He has received several honors for his contributions to design and design education.
Biography
David Kelley was born in 1951 in Barberton, Ohio.
His brother is Tom Kelley the General Manager of IDEO and author of The Art of Innovation and The Ten Faces of Innovation.
He is married to Kc Branscomb, a former CEO of IntelliCorp, whom he met through mutual friend Steve Job.
Work in Industry
He earned a bachelor’s degree in electrical engineering at Carnegie-Mellon University in 1973. and began work as an engineer, first at NCR and later at Boeing.
At Boeing, he was responsible for the design of the Lavatory Occupied sign for the 747 airplane.
This experience led him to return to school. In 1978, he earned his master's degree from the Joint Program in Design at Stanford University, popularly called the Product Design program.
In 1978, he partnered with another Stanford Product Design graduate, Dean Hovey, to form Hovey-Kelley Design. Hovey left to pursue other interests and the firm was renamed David Kelley Design DKD.
In 1984, he was a cofounder of Onset Ventures, an early-stage venture capital firm.
He also cofounded Edge Innovations, a special-effects company responsible for the whales in the Free Willy movies, among many other film credits.
In 1991, Kelley merged DKD with three other design firms (Mike Nuttall's Matrix Product Design in Palo Alto, ID TWO in San Francisco, and Moggridge Associates in London, both founded by Bill Moggridge) to create IDEO, which he ran as CEO until 2000. As chairman and managing partner, Kelley continues to play an active role at IDEO.
Work in Education
Kelley began teaching in Stanford Product Design program in 1978, after earning his master's. He was briefly a PhD student.
In 1991, he became a tenured professor, and was named the Donald W. Whittier Professor in Mechanical Engineering in 2002.
He directed the Product Design Program for many years.
In 2004, David led the creation of the Hasso Plattner Institute of Design at Stanford, known as the "d.school."
Honors
David Kelley has been recognized as one of America's leading design innovators.
In 2009, he was awarded the Edison Achievement Award by the Thomas Edison Papers at Rutgers University for his “pioneering contributions to the design of breakthrough products, services, and experiences for consumers, as well as his development of an innovative culture that has broad impact.”
In 2005, he was recognized for his "distinguished contribution to design education" with the Sir Misha Black Medal.
In 2001, the Smithsonian's Cooper-Hewitt, National Design Museum presented David Kelley and IDEO with the National Design Award in Product Design.
In 2000. he was honored with a Chrysler Design Award, and was elected to the National Academy of Engineering for "affecting the practice of design."
Gospel for the day
Source: The Daily Gospel Online
Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Mark 7:14-23.
He summoned the crowd again and said to them, "Hear me, all of you, and understand. Nothing that enters one from outside can defile that person; but the things that come out from within are what defile." When he got home away from the crowd his disciples questioned him about the parable.He said to them, "Are even you likewise without understanding? Do you not realize that everything that goes into a person from outside cannot defile, since it enters not the heart but the stomach and passes out into the latrine?" (Thus he declared all foods clean.)But what comes out of a person, that is what defiles. From within people, from their hearts, come evil thoughts, unchastity, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, licentiousness, envy, blasphemy, arrogance, folly. All these evils come from within and they defile."
Word for the day
Source: Merriam Webster Online
kapellmeister • \kuh-PELL-mye-ster\ • noun
: the director of a choir or orchestra
Example Sentence:
From 1717 to 1723, Johann Sebastian Bach served as the Kapellmeister for Prince Leopold of Anhalt-Köthen of the Holy Roman Empire.
Did you know?
As you may have guessed, "Kapellmeister" originated as a German word -- and in fact, even in English it is often (though not always) used for the director of a German choir. "Kapelle" once meant "choir" in German, and "Meister" is the German word for "master." The Latin "magister" is an ancestor of both "Meister" and "master," as well as of our "maestro," meaning "an eminent composer or conductor." "Kapelle" comes from "cappella," the Medieval Latin word for "chapel." As it happens, we also borrowed "Kapelle" into English, first to refer to the choir or orchestra of a royal or papal chapel, and later to describe any orchestra. "Kapellmeister" is used somewhat more frequently than "Kapelle" in current English, though neither word is especially common.
Lesson for the day
Source: Art’s Library of life
Interesting facts for you
1. The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long
2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
3. A 75 year old person have slept about 23 years.
4. A Boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight. the Wright brother’s invented the airplane
5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
7. The word “set ” has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
8. Slugs have four noses
9. Sharks can live up to 100 years
10. Mosquitoes are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
11. Kangaroos can’t walk backwards
12. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday
13. The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
14. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
15. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
16. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
17. The world’s largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002
18. Octopus have three hearts
19. If you ate too many carrots, you’d turn orange
20. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
21. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old
22. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
23. Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother’s womb. The survivor is born.
24. Most cats are left pawed
25. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
26. A Blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant
27. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
28. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
29. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
30. Bone is five times stronger than steel.
Joke for the day
Source: Art’s Funbox
Classic Jokes
TEACHER: Mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sadugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: Eeewwww!
Magsyota sa motel.
BF: Alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito.
GF: Sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!
BF: Oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!
PARI: Halika sa sulok
MADRE: Bakit po?
PARI: Isara mo ang pinto.
MADRE: Wag po!
PARI: Patayin mo ang ilaw!
MADRE: Diyos ko po!
PARI: Kitamo ang rosary ko. Glow in the dark!
Source: GMA News.tv
Jamby vows ‘non-traditional’ campaign for presidency
No big proclamation rallies. No “hakot" (paid and bused-in) crowd during sorties. No flashy campaign advertisements. Only discussions of platforms and interaction with people.
Estrada vows to regain the presidency ‘stolen from him’
In what he said was his first step on the road to redemption, deposed President Joseph Estrada on Tuesday began his campaign to regain the presidency, which he was forced to give up after a massive...
Gibo highlights LGU support in kick-off sortie
Forty district representatives, twenty city mayors, and over a hundred local executives from all over the country attended Tuesday’s sortie of the Lakas-Kampi-CMD in Antipolo City to officially...
Comelec allows Pagdanganan to assume Bulacan gubernatorial post
Former Agrarian Reform Secretary Roberto Pagdanganan can finally assume the post of Bulacan governor after the Commission on Elections (Comelec) gave the go signal on Tuesday.
An apple pie for Noynoy on his 50th birthday
Presidential aspirant Sen. Benigno “Noynoy" Aquino III received an apple pie on his 50th birthday last Monday. It was not an ordinary apple pie, though. It came from his girlfriend, Valenzuela...
Wowowee spoof highlights start of Villar-Legarda campaign
A spoof of the popular noontime show Wowowee – complete with a song-and-dance number and a contest – highlighted the start of the campaign of presidential bet Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. and his...
Gordon, Fernando break into song on first day of campaign
Both known for being strict disciplinarians, Bagumbayan standard bearer Sen. Richard Gordon and his running mate, Bayani Fernando, showed their soft sides on Tuesday, singing songs advocating change.
30K expected to witness Gibo-Edu rally in Antipolo
Administration party Lakas-Kampi-CMD on Tuesday afternoon kicked off its campaign for the May elections with a motorcade from its headquarters in EDSA to Antipolo City, where a proclamation rally...
Noynoy: Hacienda Luisita distributed to farmers by 2014
TARLAC - With the ghost of Hacienda Luisita haunting his bid for the presidency, Senator Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III vowed Tuesday to ensure the distribution of the 4,500-hectare plantation to...
Perlas takes low profile during first day of campaign
Candidates of all colors and hues seized the day on Tuesday, the start of the campaign for national positions. But some, like presidential bet Nicanor Perlas, chose to take a low-profile.
BSP receives source code for safekeeping
As the campaign period for the May 10 polls kicked off Tuesday, the Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas (BSP) received the software master copy that would be used in the first automated elections.
Presidential bets kick off campaigns with gimmicks
Colorful publicity stunts marked the opening salvo of presidential aspirants on Tuesday, the start of the official campaign period for candidates seeking national posts. Eddie Villanueva unfurled...
Showbiz Chika for the day
Source: Manila Bulletin Online
The newest pretty boy hero in town: Percy Jackson
Fast rising actor Logan Lerman plays the titular role in the upcoming mythological adventure in “Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.”
‘A Night With Richard Poon’ at the Meralco Theater
The country’s top crooner is set to do a pre-Valentine show on Wednesday night at the Meralco Theater in Ortigas, simply dubbed “A Night With Richard Poon.”
Sentimental balladeer Myrus holds pre-Valentine shows in Cebu
Myrus will serenade his Cebuano followers with his own interpretation of love songs that captivated our hearts in two pre-Valentine shows this week in Cebu City.
Maricel Soriano is back in a new home – TV5!
The country’s only Diamond Star Maricel Soriano is back in full gear to get her career on the right track this 2010.
Bayani Agbayani for love, not war
Although Bayani Agbayani’s new show, “Diz Iz It,” is being pitted against ABS-CBN’s hit show “Showtime,” the comedian says there's no pressure on their part.
Ain't much love for Courtney Love
The 45-year-old rock chick Courtney Love is having a few bad months, preceded by a few bad years and some bad decisions along the way.
Barbie Forteza can’t have suitors yet
Unlike most of this generation’s showbiz hopefuls, Barbie Forteza only appeared in a milk commercial and in an episode of “Shake, Rattle and Roll 9” before she got her big break.
Amid retirement plan, Apo Hiking Society picked to lead peace campaign
Though they have already announced their plans to retire as a group, it seems that providence has other plans for the Apo Hiking Society.
Isports laang
Source: ABS-CBN News Online
Pacquiao braves the cold to train for Clottey bout
MANILA, Philippines – Despite being dubbed the world's pound-for-pound king, three-time Fighter of the Year Manny Pacquiao said he still toils to improve his skills to become an even better fighter.
ABL: Patriots to use homecourt vs Satria Muda in finals
MANILA, Philippines – The imports of the Philippine Patriots will help the locals take advantage of playing home court when they meet Indonesia’s Satria Muda BritAma in the best-of-five finals series of the inaugural ASEAN Basketball League (ABL).
Barcenilla to get GM title next month
MANILA, Philippines – Rogelio "Banjo" Barcenilla has something to cheer about next month. National Chess Federation of the Philippines (NCFP) president Prospero "Butch" Pichay Jr. said the Arizona-based Barcenilla will finally get his "long overdue" grandmaster title next month....
Donaire to give his all in Pinoy Power 3
MANILA, Philippines – Nonito “the Filipino Flash” Donaire is raring to put on his best performance when he enters the ring on Saturday (Sunday in Manila) for the Pinoy Power 3 main event against Gerson “El Nene” Guerrero of Mexico.
Intal finds his niche in Ginebra
MANILA, Philippines – JC “the Rocket” Intal stepped up in the KFC-PBA Philippine Cup quarterfinals to help lead the Ginebra Gin Kings into the Final Four....
For New Orleans Saints, victory is about more than football
NEW ORLEANS – To many residents of this storm-battered city, the New Orleans Saints carried more than a trophy when they came home on Monday after winning the first Super Bowl in their 42-year history....
Da who for today
Source: Wikipedia
David M. Kelley is an American businessman, entrepreneur, designer, engineer, and teacher. He is founder, chairman, and managing partner of the design firm IDEO and a professor at Stanford University. He has received several honors for his contributions to design and design education.
Biography
David Kelley was born in 1951 in Barberton, Ohio.
His brother is Tom Kelley the General Manager of IDEO and author of The Art of Innovation and The Ten Faces of Innovation.
He is married to Kc Branscomb, a former CEO of IntelliCorp, whom he met through mutual friend Steve Job.
Work in Industry
He earned a bachelor’s degree in electrical engineering at Carnegie-Mellon University in 1973. and began work as an engineer, first at NCR and later at Boeing.
At Boeing, he was responsible for the design of the Lavatory Occupied sign for the 747 airplane.
This experience led him to return to school. In 1978, he earned his master's degree from the Joint Program in Design at Stanford University, popularly called the Product Design program.
In 1978, he partnered with another Stanford Product Design graduate, Dean Hovey, to form Hovey-Kelley Design. Hovey left to pursue other interests and the firm was renamed David Kelley Design DKD.
In 1984, he was a cofounder of Onset Ventures, an early-stage venture capital firm.
He also cofounded Edge Innovations, a special-effects company responsible for the whales in the Free Willy movies, among many other film credits.
In 1991, Kelley merged DKD with three other design firms (Mike Nuttall's Matrix Product Design in Palo Alto, ID TWO in San Francisco, and Moggridge Associates in London, both founded by Bill Moggridge) to create IDEO, which he ran as CEO until 2000. As chairman and managing partner, Kelley continues to play an active role at IDEO.
Work in Education
Kelley began teaching in Stanford Product Design program in 1978, after earning his master's. He was briefly a PhD student.
In 1991, he became a tenured professor, and was named the Donald W. Whittier Professor in Mechanical Engineering in 2002.
He directed the Product Design Program for many years.
In 2004, David led the creation of the Hasso Plattner Institute of Design at Stanford, known as the "d.school."
Honors
David Kelley has been recognized as one of America's leading design innovators.
In 2009, he was awarded the Edison Achievement Award by the Thomas Edison Papers at Rutgers University for his “pioneering contributions to the design of breakthrough products, services, and experiences for consumers, as well as his development of an innovative culture that has broad impact.”
In 2005, he was recognized for his "distinguished contribution to design education" with the Sir Misha Black Medal.
In 2001, the Smithsonian's Cooper-Hewitt, National Design Museum presented David Kelley and IDEO with the National Design Award in Product Design.
In 2000. he was honored with a Chrysler Design Award, and was elected to the National Academy of Engineering for "affecting the practice of design."
Gospel for the day
Source: The Daily Gospel Online
Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Mark 7:14-23.
He summoned the crowd again and said to them, "Hear me, all of you, and understand. Nothing that enters one from outside can defile that person; but the things that come out from within are what defile." When he got home away from the crowd his disciples questioned him about the parable.He said to them, "Are even you likewise without understanding? Do you not realize that everything that goes into a person from outside cannot defile, since it enters not the heart but the stomach and passes out into the latrine?" (Thus he declared all foods clean.)But what comes out of a person, that is what defiles. From within people, from their hearts, come evil thoughts, unchastity, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, licentiousness, envy, blasphemy, arrogance, folly. All these evils come from within and they defile."
Word for the day
Source: Merriam Webster Online
kapellmeister • \kuh-PELL-mye-ster\ • noun
: the director of a choir or orchestra
Example Sentence:
From 1717 to 1723, Johann Sebastian Bach served as the Kapellmeister for Prince Leopold of Anhalt-Köthen of the Holy Roman Empire.
Did you know?
As you may have guessed, "Kapellmeister" originated as a German word -- and in fact, even in English it is often (though not always) used for the director of a German choir. "Kapelle" once meant "choir" in German, and "Meister" is the German word for "master." The Latin "magister" is an ancestor of both "Meister" and "master," as well as of our "maestro," meaning "an eminent composer or conductor." "Kapelle" comes from "cappella," the Medieval Latin word for "chapel." As it happens, we also borrowed "Kapelle" into English, first to refer to the choir or orchestra of a royal or papal chapel, and later to describe any orchestra. "Kapellmeister" is used somewhat more frequently than "Kapelle" in current English, though neither word is especially common.
Lesson for the day
Source: Art’s Library of life
Interesting facts for you
1. The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long
2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
3. A 75 year old person have slept about 23 years.
4. A Boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight. the Wright brother’s invented the airplane
5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
7. The word “set ” has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
8. Slugs have four noses
9. Sharks can live up to 100 years
10. Mosquitoes are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
11. Kangaroos can’t walk backwards
12. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday
13. The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
14. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
15. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
16. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
17. The world’s largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002
18. Octopus have three hearts
19. If you ate too many carrots, you’d turn orange
20. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
21. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old
22. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
23. Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother’s womb. The survivor is born.
24. Most cats are left pawed
25. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
26. A Blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant
27. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
28. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
29. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
30. Bone is five times stronger than steel.
Joke for the day
Source: Art’s Funbox
Classic Jokes
TEACHER: Mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sadugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: Eeewwww!
Magsyota sa motel.
BF: Alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito.
GF: Sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!
BF: Oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!
PARI: Halika sa sulok
MADRE: Bakit po?
PARI: Isara mo ang pinto.
MADRE: Wag po!
PARI: Patayin mo ang ilaw!
MADRE: Diyos ko po!
PARI: Kitamo ang rosary ko. Glow in the dark!
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